Anyone who doesn’t like cats just hasn’t met a good cat
my mom and I used to play a game with the Coldwater Creek catalog called “find me something to wear to a dogfight” and we never did but we had so much fun reading the astonishing purple descriptions to each other
this may be the replacement
Listen, The Pyramid Collection has been a staple of my wardrobe and dragon like collection of shiny rocks and silly woo woo shit for at least 30 years. Their plus sizes are called goddess size and they don’t charge any extra for them, pretty much everything goes up to 3x and some stuff goes up higher. If you want to dress like your favorite elementary school art teacher, or like Mrs. Frizzle suddenly got really intensely into her Southwestern pottery class down at the local community center, I highly recommend it. Their stuff is not super well-made but they stand by it and have great customer service.
One of my least favorite mental illness things is “hungry but dont feel like eating” and its companions “hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal,” “hungry but can’t make anything,” and “hungry, want to eat, but why bother”
Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”
“Hungry but I’ll get to it later”
“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"
Hungry but only for one specific food. I do not know what that food is but i do know i don’t have it in the house
Rescue professional here:
If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.
Your most important survival skill is asking for help
Goddamn preach this
From @themountainwithteeth on Instagram
imagine you’re looking at rocks at the beach and you get jumped by an octopus
geologist, following the attack:
“and THIS IS WHY i am a GEOLOGIST, not a MARINE BIOLOGIST”
there are many disadvantages to being a marine biologist